I mean, I could just list ten farm animals or dead people and the list would be pretty accurate, but I'm actually going to try to help the Academy Awards people recover from the failed Franco/Hathaway experiment.
Who thought this was a good idea? Anne Hathaway was basically new school Julia Roberts, hopping about, mugging, begging folks to like her. James Franco, well, some people say he was stoned, but I think he was sobered by the notion that all the good will he'd built up over the last few years by being awesome was melting away over the course of 3+ long hours.
Here's a list of folks the Academy should think about for next year:
Who should host next year's awards? Who in "young Hollywood" could handle the job? Should they even bother pandering to the youngsters with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin'? Yes, I just went full Bill Cosby on this post.
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